Please don't make things harder for me than they are already.

The three gentlemen had already finished their meal, the one in the middle had produced a newspaper, given a page to each of the others, and now they leant back in their chairs reading them and smoking.

Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis

This is a fun little api to return a line or lines from Franz Kafka's novella The Metamorphosis.

Visit the API guide for basic syntax and usage examples in a few languages.

This api is currently unauthenticated, but in the future I plan to implement access tokens.

Regards, Aaron